Sorry this Card isnt a Beer and a Blowjob

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Managing expectations from the very first line — this card admits it's not the gift you were actually hoping for, and makes no attempt to apologise properly for it. Brutally honest, mildly disappointing, entirely on brand for your circle of friends. Blank inside so you can under-deliver further.

Sorry this Card isnt a Beer and a Blowjob

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    Managing expectations from the very first line — this card admits it's not the gift you were actually hoping for, and makes no attempt to apologise properly for it. Brutally honest, mildly disappointing, entirely on brand for your circle of friends. Blank inside so you can under-deliver further.

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